Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
It’s like your annual awkward office Christmas party presentation, complete with intermission numbers from eager employees…
…but with hotter guys and national TV coverage.
LOL LOOKED LIKE HE JIZZED
Poor flag pole.
By EURIE HWANG SEOUL, South Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong-un limped onto center stage today to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the death of his grandfather and the nation’s founder, Kim Il-sung. State media broadcasted live footage of the mass memorial, packed with thousands of political and military officials applauding their young leader. The meeting lasted less than 30 minutes and the camera cut away as he left the stage. It is yet undetermined what caused Kim’s limp. He recently took a trip to a naval unit to inspect a prized submarine.
I just wanted to make my people happy. Unfortunately, we couldn’t. I’m sorry, I’m sorry to all Brazilians, I just wanted to see them smile, everyone knows how important it was.